Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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