whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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