chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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