Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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