i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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