thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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