your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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