how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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