So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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