just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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