I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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