the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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