office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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