So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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