now i know why i became what i already was.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
this will be a night to untag.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
