Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Life without a bra equals bliss.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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