mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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