what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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