you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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