Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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