I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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