Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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