no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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