matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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