Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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