i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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