you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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