its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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