so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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