If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
When are your genitals available?
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