This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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