Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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