My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
we should paint friendship bongs
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