four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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