Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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