awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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