if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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