sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Randomize
