That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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