bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Less talking, more tequila
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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