If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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