He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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