Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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