Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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