Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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