Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
