I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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