I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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