quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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