forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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