hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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