Is it because I queefed?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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