It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You can't special order awesome
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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