I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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