I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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