she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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