But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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