plz talk dirty to me
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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