You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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